I hope this webpage finds you well.

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I am a writer and copywriter. 

 

I write and direct video ads at Wayfair, where I also develop omni-channel campaigns and execute fun corporate initiatives.

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I have a Substack and an erratic blog.
 

I think the best funerals are the ones where a bunch of people surface never-before-told stories about the deceased, where it turns out the person had been wreaking private acts of kindness, generosity, and benign mayhem left and right all their life.

 

I like the idea of making unsung investments in a payday I won’t see.

 

I like that and I like the poop emoji.

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